Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)
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jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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